Protasiewicz #56

PositionBlocker / Jammer

Tagline: Never liked taglines. Kill Kill Kill will do.

Why roller derby? Why life? For me, it’s that simple.

What’s the origin of your derby name? Woke up with it written in blood on my walls.

What motivates you? Don’t hassle the Hoff. Andrew WK. Oodles of junk food, booze and cigarettes. Swearing when I shouldn’t. Infernal pacts. BABIES and everything about BABIES.

Injuries? Constant ego injuries, after party induced self-hatred, and a severely separated A/C joint. (Broken Wing).

What wheels do you use? I use MVP wheels to hold my window curtains open on sunny days.

Do you serve on any KDD committees? I dabble. Posters, helping create drills, Kiki and I started working together on commercials. Having opinions on everything is different than doing everything, so I mostly just respond when asked.

What’s your non-derby life like? My life is filled with derby. So… non-existant.

Advice for someone interested in derby? …Life is a party. Party all over your body. Being active is the s—.