Ophelia Plenty #1039

PositionBlocker / Pivot
CoachJuniors

Ophelia, mistress of wandering hands and lustful glances, is your average aproned housewife, slave-master of two monstrous beast-children and one neanderthal husband, and an avid collector of cats. When she’s not skating, you can find her knitting, baking, and a vast assortment of other -ing verbs. Ophelia loves grammar, sparkly things, and lengthy debates about why 2.0 is the only D&D anyone should play. Ever. Despite being a huge nerd, Ophelia is really bad at math. She has been planning her wedding to Patrick Stewart since fourth grade, which would be creepy except for the fact that she is absolutely positive that if he just *met* her, he’d fall madly in love with her.