Tag line: AMERICA, **** YEAH!!!!
Favorite color: Red, white, and blue
Favorite song: The Star Spangled Banner
Favorite quote: “History began July 4th, 1776. Everything before that was a mistake.”
Favorite pastime: Freedom
Favorite foods: 100% Beef Byproduct, Real Fruit Filling*, American “Cheese”, and Moral Fiber
Favorite sport: Guns
Fun fact: American flag attire is appropriate for all occasions.
Favorite Animal: The majestic bald eagle
Pet Peeves: Commies in my neighborhood and kids skateboarding on my lawn